The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Giveaway
Monday, October 26, 2009
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Be Prepared to Giggle and Never Grow Up!
Amber is one of those people who doesn't like to admit they're getting older, and want to keep being...well....a kid.
Klutz sent her the second volume in their Encyclopedia of Immaturity series, to see what she thought of it. She enjoyed reading and snickering at many of the articles, and she is planning on sharing it with her best friend the next time she comes over to hang out. I'm pretty sure they'll find many activities to keep themselves amused within the covers of this book.
She already has a couple of the entries down pat like the
and fortunately for me she is an only child so has no use for the
In any case this series isn't just for kids, well it is and its not; it's suitable for anyone whose maturity stopped developing around the age of 12. So that may include your brother, neighbor, father-in-law or boss, I'm pretty sure you know someone who would appreciate this series!
Check out this neat How To Slip On A Banana Tutorial.
So if you know someone who is a lot less mature than they look (or hey, it might be you!), you can pick up the Encyclopedia of Immaturity Volumes 1 and 2 at Klutz.com for $19.95 each.
2 winners from my site will receive:
* the new release Encyclopedia of Immaturity VOL 2
* and Encyclopedia of Immaturity VOL 1
To enter leave a comment telling me the funniest practical joke you've ever participated in or that was played on you.
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I received a complimentary copy of The Encyclopedia of Immaturity Volume 2 from Klutz prior to writing this post.






























I can't think of anything aside from the cliche saran wrap on the toilet thing shenanigans!
My brother used to use a whoopie cushion to make someone fart when they sat down.
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One time at work, a co-worker hung a colostomy bag filled with green tea onto my chair. Every time I moved, the bag would swing with the chair. I was unaware of this until the end of my shift. Quite embarrassing.
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Not much is coming to mind now...we were camping about 2 weeks ago and someone put an empty pop can in the fire. My husband kept wanting to reach in with his bare hands and pull it out...the thing was glowing it was so hot, it was getting holes burnt through it etc. My husband swore if he licked his fingers and grabbed the tab he would not get burnt. I told him that was idiotic and if he did he then he would not be allowed to seek medical attention of any sort when he got burnt. When my husband left the fire for a while we pulled the can out with a stick and we came up with this plan to tell my husband that another camper in our group pulled it out with his hands. And we all acted in awe whereas we were all telling my husband he was dumb for thinking it. Dh was mad because he wanted to pull it out and get the admiration. Finally we admitted it was pulled out with a stick.
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I only remember the practical jokes when we were young. Things like if your refrigerator is running, go catch it. Not much else comes to mind now.
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Paper Fashions Fantasy interests me.
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For our senior prank in high school we stuck over 10,000 plastic forks in the football field!
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I didn't find it that funny, but as a teenager I went to my friend's house and her mother offered me a plate of choclates. I took one and bit in - it was rubber!
I live in a pretty rural area where no one locks their doors and running into the store while leaving the vehicle running (especially in the winter) is pretty common. We decided to move a friend's car around the corner and turn it off. We then went inside and acted surprised to see him, after all we hadn't seen his car. He looked puzzled when we said no, no it wasn't out there. The look on his face when he came back in was great. It's just too bad we couldn't keep straight faces and draw it out longer!
The Most Amazing Thumb Doodles Book. I remember Mom making simple thumb people, and these look like so much fun! THUMB MONKEYS! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! ok i'm done now.
I once put a tiny rubber spider in my granddad's french fries thinking that it would scare him. I kept waiting for him to say something about the spider. He finished his fries without saying a word about it. I then asked him if he found the spider and he got mad because he had eaten the spider without knowing it.
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I had girls put M&Ms in my nose at a sleepover because I was snoring!
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I can't think of a practical joke played on me or that I ever participated in. You've made me realize, I'm too serious. lol
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i want to win this
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I finished my husband's joke at a pizza parlor with friends when he went to pick up our order and when he got to the punch line and no one laughed, he was dumbfounded.
I mixed salt and baking soda together and put on my dad's brush as if it was toothpaste! I loved the look on his face!
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I don't know if this was a practical joke, a payback, or insanity, but my Mom came to an adult costume party that I was attending, dressed as "a guy ghost " who came over to flirt with me, and I had no idea who it was...and chatted away...
I'd sure love to win these books for some fun ideas!!
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when i was teaching my ex that you put the toilet seat down after use, i super glued it shut and let him learn what it was like to have to wait minsthins at optonline dot net
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I've never played a practical joke on anyone.
We filled the cab of a friends junker truck with shaving cream
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It was funny but horrible, and I'd never do it again. My husband gave our teen a scratch off lotto that was fake and said he won $10k.
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The only kind of practical joke I have ever participated in, regretfully, was loosening the lids on all the salt shakers in the diner when I was in high school. Primitive, I know.
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The Klutz build a book kits look pretty neat.
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My brother in law dressed up in my sister's long, black hooded coat and scared the bejeepers out of my friend and I one night. We thought the grim reaper was coming after us!
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I want the How to Draw Star Wars book! My husband would think I was the GREATEST if I could draw Yoda :)
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Never done any or remember any done on me. But my favorite was the April Fool's day Burger King Left-handed Whopper full page newspaper ad.
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We made my dad think his vine had sprouted in grapes overnight by affixing plastic grapes to it!!
I like the super simple sewing book. I have been wanting to learn.
My oldest son played a joke on his 18 year old brother when he got his first car. Older son snagged his keys and rolled down the driver's window, put a rock on the seat and spread some broken glass pieces on the ground in front of driver's side window to make it look like someone threw a rock through his car window overnight. He finally fessed up when my son was going to call the police to report the incident.
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I'd like to get Super Simple Sewing for my 12 year old daughter..she just started asking to learn how to sew.
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My nephew would love this!
Another Klutz book I'm interested in is the: New! Draw Star Wars®: The Clone Wars™ !
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I like the Capster book. What a great way to use up some of the bottle caps my son likes to collect.
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Oops did my extra first. I'm not a big practical joker. Once in a while, my kids will do a "made you look" on me.
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I like a lot of the books in the science section but my boys would love the Lego one.
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We convinced my buddy to put Icy Hot in his underwear. There is a lot of detail I won't fill in, but it was hilarious.
My husband does the old rubber band over the sink sprayer trick on me often. I think it is funny but I can never trick him with it.
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One year for April Fools Day, I pored jello into cups and added a straw. I placed them in the fridge to harden. The next morning I served the kids their "juice". It was funny seeing them try to drink it.
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I like the Fuzzimal Puppies book.
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When I was in high school we had a teacher that was easily messed with...one day at the end of our senior day we all went to class as usual but locked the door after us and when he came to class he couldn't get in and he kept knocking and knocking but we acted like we couldn't hear him! When he went to the principal to get a key we all quickly ran to the parking lot so when he returned it made him look crazy cause the door was open and no one was there! Now I don't know how funny this actually was but it did make him really mad! I was forced to participate in this or else they would have killed me!
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Another book that interests me is the Origami book, my family goes crazy for that sort of stuff!
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I love the Picture Bracelets book. I think these encyclopedias are hilarious! I would love to have them!
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Haha - Last summer, after saying a final goodbye to some friends when we were moving across the country, we put a dirty diaper in their car. We figured They'd find it when they went out later. Their plans changed, however, and they didn't find it until the next day.
They said the odor was horrible.
They deserved it though. They had pulled a similar joke on us more than a year before.
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My brother would get the lotto numbers ( which were not televised until later when a baseball game was on ) and "divine" the correct numbers as they appeared!
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Hubby has the best practical joke - he stuck the sound part from a Christmas card in the ventilation system at work! The ducts amplified the sound, and no-one could find where the tinny carols were coming from for weeks!
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Well I took a "rain coat" and filled it with conditioner and put it on my sisters door. When she went to open the door she freaked,
We put a toilet in my in-laws yard with a "surprise" inside. Don't worry, it was a fake :)
My sisters and I would just do mean psychological practical jokes on each other. Scaring was the most fun, but tricking them into confessing to our parents was even better! This book is right up my alley since I'm going to have my own kid in about 3 weeks!
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Boom!Splat!KABLOOEY! looks fun, I have 2 boys that would love it.
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My husband was all excited because he "won" money at a scratch off ticket and I got all excited untill I read it and it was a fake.
My son and I took off on a last minute trip to tour all of the major stadiums between Virgina and Boston 2 years ago. I called my mom and told her we actually went to Canada and now they wouldn't let my son back in the country withou a passport and I didn't understand WHY they would let him into Canada without warning us that he couldn't come back into the states but that I found a really nice family he could stay with while I came home to find his passport. It was mean lol but my 12 yr old son and I got a big kick out of it. My mom freaked and then I told her the truth but she went ahead and played the same joke on the rest of the family.
The LEGO Crazy Action Contraptions looks cool!
I once told my friend that if she sang a song..."mmm mmm good, buritos are good, mmm, mmm good buritos are good"... at the counter of Taco Bell, they would give her food for free. She did sing..and they did not give her food.
We all did laugh our hineys off.
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A classmate once put some itching powder on my clothes, yeah it wasn't that funny to me =p
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My son would enjoy 'Fuzzy Little Monkeys'!
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Oh once we took fishing wire and up it up on my brothers bedroom door.. Then to make sure he didn't notice it we put saranwrap at the top.. He of course stopped and took down the wrap and then HAHA at us... Took one step into his room and BAM fell to the ground.. MUHAAA so funny then but of course we got the whole blah blah someone could get hurt blah blah not thinking.. hehee
I'm a twin so my sister and I used to trick our boyfriends by pretending to be each other!
The Window Art book looks really fun!
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I put saran wrap on the toilet seat and then shut the lid LOL
Once at work we did a complicated prank that made our friend think that he had called in to the radio station and won $5K - it was really mean, but he laughed anyway!
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I would like the potholders one.
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i came home early and hid in the house and when my mother came home i jumped out and scared her.
We were camping and hiking for two weeks with a co-ed group in high school. We had just hiked seven miles and were famished. It was a camp where we got to make tacos, but afterward, we were too tired to do the dishes, so we set them on rocks a few hundred yards away. I overheard some of the guys talking about it, but I let it go, thinking it would be funny to see my two other tent mates' reactions. Well, one had also heard, but the other hadn't. The guys started banging pots a few hours later, then attacked the tent. I was laughing so hard, I almost peed myself.
Another book that interests me: Battery Science
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